Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
frm: http://www.ahajokes.com/mar055.html
2007-12-25 01:58:35 · 22 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-25 04:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by ARUN VERMA 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-25 12:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granny knows better,honey.
2007-12-26 06:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL HeHe =P
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-25 10:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats true, but not laugh out loud funny, actually, i can see my grandma saying that...
2007-12-25 10:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on! My husband says I love my TV more than him anyway!!!
2007-12-25 10:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by leximoto 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
fine! she'll marry TV. i''ll rate it as 99%
2007-12-25 10:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by King 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i go to ahajokes too but ive never heard it. lol
2007-12-26 02:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I guess granny's know best.
2007-12-25 11:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was a good one :)
2007-12-25 10:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋