A Naughty joke though:
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!"
On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward.
"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"
"That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honey moon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest....
AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT....IT WILL SOON BECOME THE community CHEST!"
2007-12-24 22:25:10 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's hard to stop laughing when you want to. HAHAHA. It took me a while to stop(I didn't look at the question) . I'm giving you 5 stars. I'm LOL.
2007-12-24 23:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha good.
Want to hear another one?
It is a small town, very very small town.
A guy goes to the only pharmacist in that town and asks for a pack of condoms. The guy says how many.
Well, give me one pack of every kind you have.
Pharmacist asks him with a twinkle in his eyes " Looks like it;s a big night".
The guy says: " Yes it is big tonight. She agreed to it and I am gonna do it all night till I can't do it anymore". The pharmacist wishes him good luck and thanks him for the sale.
He thanked the pharmacist, buys the condoms and goes home.
That evening, as planned, he goes to his gf home where she has invited him for a dinner and he accepts.
He is seated and the dad of the gf was in the bathroom, washing hands. He comes out to take a seat at the dining table.
The gf introduces her bf. "Dad, meet my friend, Joe. He works in a local company here"
".......Joe, meet my dad, he runs a store here. He is a pharmacist"
2007-12-25 01:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I held a laugh in.. yes indeedy.. I was surprized at her quick thinking! Give her the coat!
2007-12-27 17:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I held my laughter for pretty long! Don't believe, fine! :-P haha. That was a nice joke but disgusting along the way though.
2007-12-24 23:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Brendiie™ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tsk!tsk!tsk! Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
Funny, though! LOL.
2007-12-26 05:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worked hard to hold that laugh in! I love it though! Star
2007-12-24 22:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now thats one aggressive woman. xD
Nice joke, * for you !
2007-12-25 19:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it didnt really make me laugh
2007-12-25 12:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another moldy oldie
2007-12-24 22:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by bruce c 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
?? i don't really understand what it means. can u explain?
2007-12-24 22:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by nweiheng 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋