THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2007-12-24 21:44:05 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! Funny. I'm giving you a thumbs up and 10/10. Very funny.
2007-12-24 23:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent 10/10
2007-12-25 06:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. Niiiice. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-25 05:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 06:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quite ammusing, I love the bit about about the woman,cos i,ve never been to Lesbania!!!
2007-12-25 05:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You guys are not suppose to hide reality. By hiding truth you're about to spoil or destroy a person....Dear its a crap nothing else....however Merry Christmas to you and all...........
2007-12-25 06:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mad_Professor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...like it 50 stars for you...but one that counts
2007-12-25 15:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by johnett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i'll be damned I must be a lesbian too!!!!!hot damn
2007-12-25 06:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by bruce c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha gud one
2007-12-25 16:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Sha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! merry xmas 2 u too...
2007-12-25 06:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋