Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every
Unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
2007-12-24 19:39:57 · 6 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
i agree completely agree.!!
thanks a lot.
for teaching so many meaning ful lessons..it will be great effort to me.
2007-12-24 21:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by CMG 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
..some more...
*** Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind that woman,stands his wife.
*** why 'city' is feminine? - b coz every city has outskirts.
*** OLD PROVERB-early to bed & early to rise, makes man healthy, wealthy & wise
NEW ONE- early to rise & early to bed, makes a man healthy,wealthy & dead.
*** 2 is a company, 3 is a crowd..& 4 is a family
*** one mouse is mouse & 2 mouse is mice; 1 spouse is spouse & 2 spouse is..yummy..spice
JUST ENJOY!
2007-12-24 20:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
100%percent funny that was too cool hilarious it got me laughing
2007-12-25 00:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toooooo darn funny ,
Sure did ''boost" my holiday spirit !
Shine kartey raho,aur hasatey raho ! ^_^ !
2007-12-24 19:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shemit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the booster.
2007-12-24 20:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is oo funny..i like them all
VERY CUTE :]
2007-12-24 19:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋