I'm betting extra crispy considering he likes his veal well done.
2007-12-24 18:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not sure but I know where my friends have voted that I'll end up, (if I'm wrong about the whole thing) so I have left instructions that upon my great and glorious death I am to be cremated. I consider it 'pre-heat'! I hope she likes 'em very well done!
2007-12-25 03:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by suzyQ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God loves his atheists just the way they are. Nobody spends more time thinking about God than an atheist. It's a kind of worship and a greater level of devotion than He usually gets from Christians--who tend to forget about Him whenever there's a chance to steal from widows and orphans.
He doesn't care if people believe in Him as long as they spell His name right.
2007-12-25 03:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm in trouble with Santa for having venison stew for Christmas dinner.
Admittedly I wouldn't stand on top of a hill in a thunderstorm wearing copper armour and shout "all gods are bastards"
(Thank you, Pterry) but that's because I respect lightning rather than fear gods.
I haven't ben crisped yet, but who knows?
(Where are we going? And what am I doing in this hand-basket?)
2007-12-25 03:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OT God would have them barbecued to a crisp in an enormous feast of flesh.
NT God would have them boiled bland and meagerly spread amongst the masses. (don't forget to thank him for this inedible mush)
New Age God would be wondering if there was a vegan option.
2007-12-25 02:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life,..with that being typed, one must conclude that God will destroy them with everlasting destruction according to ii thessalonians 1: 9,..
well done, to answer your question,..
i will vote huckabee this time around,..
i e a e,..
avatar of the unification,..
2007-12-25 03:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by avatar of the unification 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Crusty on the outside and doughy in the middle. Like pretzels- thoughtful, intelligent, logical pretzels.
2007-12-25 02:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by jung_son24 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think we are just a tad bit spicy for the good lord, I think he would want something a little more bland, say something along the lines of strained peas.
2007-12-25 03:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'm going to say this once and only once.
A woman has the right to choose what she wants to do with her body. If she decides to stick a pike into her vag and pull out the fetus, then fling it into a lake, it's between her and gawed.
2007-12-25 02:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
He likes his atheists with just a schtikl of cream cheese and schmaltz (God is Jewish, after all).
2007-12-25 02:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'd think He'd prefer for them to be "rare".
2007-12-25 10:17:33 · answer #10 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋