Last week, my cousin had a party at her lake house(she is country girl).We had several hours of innocent flirting and heavy drinking, when i found myself being escorted to a nearby bed by my cousin and another girl I had just met that day. I sat down on the bed and couldn't believe it when they started making out as if I wasn’t even there. They stopped for a second, looked at me, and then they started to undress me. It seemed they couldn't get their own clothes off fast enough, either. After a long session of foreplay, we went on to have the best sex ever. Thank God for country girls.But im married how do i keep my wife from finding out this sex session with my cousin?
2007-12-24 18:09:53 · 17 answers · asked by Fred 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You have problems much bigger than your situation.
2007-12-24 19:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by fierce beard 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're conscious will be marked by your indiscretion and infidelity! As one other poster said, this is something you take to the grave and never utter a word to anyone about. Seriously. Unless you want to risk losing your marriage and everything else, don't be an idiot. Next time, find an excuse not to go over to your cousin's at least not without your wife. Better to remove yourself from the situation than to be tempted to reenact a truly vile act. I hope however, that you made this little fantasy up.
2007-12-25 06:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Len 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply stated: by keeping your mouth shut forever. If you find living w/ having crossed both marriage vow and moral lines--has you riddled w/ guilt each day then perhaps that alone is punishment enough. Rather interesting how fate works, isn't it?
If it's any consolation, marriage has been reduced to legal moralization that can turn tragic if shrouded in divorce.
Most of society's moral values / mores regarding sex were most likely written by women and men so physically ugly, they couldn't get laid by blind AND deaf people. I find it interesting how in the Bible, incestual relations was given a real flexible curve of OK by God, when left to Adam and Eve to populate the earth; not spoken much perhaps---but where does it say intimacies w/ your cousin is a sin??
You had a wow whiz-bang one time trip to the moon--where it likely should remain unspoken--NEVER to be repeated.
2007-12-25 02:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They made out with... each other? as in girl to girl?
GROSS.
I thought you were like 16 or something when I first started reading this,until I found out you had a wife.
Well I think the best thing to do is NEVER bring your wife to any occasion that your cousin will go to,and you probably won't meet the girl again,unless you are sooo unlucky that you bump into her-and if you do,HIDE or GET AWAY FAST!!
2007-12-25 04:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your wife that she asked to have a 3 way with you and your wife see how she reacts if shes into it score! if not then don't tell her you already boinked her beside I think incest should be legal the likelihood o birth defects is only raised roughly 2%with cousins and @ most 5% tops even when it's fully blood related brother and sister and besides you weren't making babies you were f-word-ing for fun.
2007-12-25 04:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by jamesmitchell1986@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.you cheated on your wife and participated in some exciting degrading sex. but the problem isn't that she's a cousin. cousins aren't forbidden to marry. i know two couples that happen to be first cousins. they are legally wed. now if they had grown up together, that's weird,for me anyway.
my cousins are more like brothers and that would gross me out. but you are indeed married, so quit it!
2007-12-25 03:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by slkrchck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife finding out is the least of your problems...
The punchline here is that you are married, I figured you were 13. It's your cousin, Fred...that is nasty, on several levels....mostly the gross ones.
2007-12-25 02:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by chaachie12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you shouldn't never had sex with your cousin what is wrong with you nah boy you guys are freaks lolz i think that you should not say anything to her and keep it to your self and go to court but if she finds out then don't lie just listen to what she says and say that you love her and that and just listen to her and tell her yes you are all those things that she says to you
2007-12-25 02:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by one of a kind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like recreational sex to me. Country girls do sometimes learn early. Take it easy and do not let the moralists shock you, they have their own problems.
2007-12-25 02:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by duaneb_59 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Although this would be one of the "good ones",Do NOT go on Jerry Springer....they have wives and husbands backstage listening....
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2007-12-25 02:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mya H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont tell anyone else, forget it ever happend and move on...OH and send me you cousins email address or Phone number!!!Please!!!!!
2007-12-25 10:26:00 · answer #11 · answered by little_whipped_mousey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋