Can you call the police if you can't open up a jar of pickle?

Question

I'm 4'6 100 LBs

Answer 1

No

Answer 2

Don't call the police. If worse comes to worst, grab a hammer and break the jar and clean up the mess. Or, at 4'6, 100 lbs, you must be a pretty fat guy. Just sit on the jar. Good luck.

Answer 3

no, the police won't take it. you would probably get fined for calling the police when there is no emergency at hand to be dealt with.

to open a jar, what i do is place the lid of the jar (if its metal) under hot water, science does the rest, lid becomes easier to open.

another way is to tie a rubber band around the rim. again science does the rest. open it using the rubber band still on the rim, friction makes it easier to open

Answer 4

Here's an easy way to open any jar:

Get a sharp pointed wood screw and punch the tiniest hole you can the lid. It only has to be bigger than an air molecule. Once the pressure is released the jar opens easily.

Answer 5

Sure, if your department is on a community policing program like mine. If that is the case not only can you call them, if you want a report they have to do that to. You call them they will come. Just expect to get what you get.

Answer 6

Uh, not really. I'd help, but can't really do that. Anyway, call a friend or something like that, DO NOT call the police.

Answer 7

you can call the police for anything you want, but youll get in trouble for a lot of things too :D

Answer 8

You call the pickle squad, not the police squad!

Answer 9

Wouldn't do any good...They cant open it either......Unless they threw it on the floor and put a thousand rounds into it.

And since they cant find their @$$ with both hands they wouldn't even know what it looked like if you described it...


Now opening a donut box,,,,THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!

Answer 10

I'm guessing you're Paul K's sister

Answer 11

You can do anything you want, right? It's just facing the consequences that you must accept with your actions.

Bye!