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I am waiting for my children to fall asleep good and I don't dare go near the stash before midnight. (they are sick and coughing so I am afraid they are not good asleep yet)

I am downing coffee and I am so tired. I don't think I will fall asleep, but I was wondering in a funny way if any parents ever forgot to lay the gifts out.

I know this would not be funny in real life, but maybe in a movie, like "oh sh*t, hunny, we forgot the presents" and you see the kids just staring at the presentless tree in their nightgowns. Maybe something with Vince Vaughn in it. And the kids could be hellions and come back like "what the f*ck, wheres our presents?"

I don't know, I could be delirous right now....what do you think?

2007-12-24 14:37:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

9 answers

I never forgot but also had sick kids and got caught. Hope they feel better soon and I think you should write a screen play. Great idea for a new christmas movie.

2007-12-24 14:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1 0

Time to put the presents out and go to bed. You shoulda gave em a double shot of nyquil! Sleep in a little yourself!

so what, they see you puttin out presents...big deal... so santa isn't real anymore- BFD.....

BTW,,,great movie idea, better than stupid @$$ 'Jingle all the way" I mean, there's only so much crap you can watch danny devito and arnold schwartzin-whatever in before you say "where the hell is the reality in this sh!t?"

2007-12-24 15:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Xanadu 5 · 0 0

Set your clock to wake you up at about 300 am. Then you know they will be sleep and you can put out their presents.I forgot to put out something , I told the kids Santa put them in my room because there was not any more room under the tree.

2007-12-24 14:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by shajones41 2 · 0 0

Put them in your car and in the morning announce, "That damn Santa! Just like a man to not ask for directions."

2007-12-24 14:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've set the alarm to get back up, but haven't forgotten or slept through it.

Merry Christmas.

2007-12-24 14:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That actually sounds pretty funny for a movie, lol.

2007-12-24 14:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No but we got caught still putting toys together.

2007-12-24 14:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 1 0

lay of the coffee..lol

2007-12-24 14:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by just bored 4 · 1 0

what happened to santa

2007-12-24 14:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by Frank 2 · 0 0

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