Do you need HOGHEAD's politically immaculate Christmas wish?

Question

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice any religious/secular traditions.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society has made America great. Not necessarily to imply America is greater than other countries nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, etc.

In addition, by accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable without alteration from the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself/herself/others and is void where prohibited by law and is revokable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.


MERRY CHRISTMAS

Answer 1

I'll tell you what bud...I'll take the wish, but ONLY if you can leave off the immaculancy. Thanks and MERRY CHRISTMAS! ...And like Derail, I like cupcakes too. :)

Answer 2

If I knew what you were saying then I could answer.

But merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, from a conductor/trainee locomotice engineer (CPR).

Answer 3

I like cupcakes.

Answer 4

No I don't need your christmas wish.