It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun,
Sister
Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the
old nun
had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
nakedness
if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night
bath had gone.
'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'
'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.
'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash
him,
and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs
where he
said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'
'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key to
Heaven
fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would
be assured salvation and eternal peace.
And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.'
'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.
'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to
salvation
was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart
with
ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'
'That wicked old bastard' said the old nun. 'He told me it was
Gabriel's
Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years.'
2007-12-24 12:54:16 · 20 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG HAHAHA ROFL!!!
wow that's funny great joke
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2007-12-24 13:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by ?Frozen Bubble? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i wonder how many locks his key to salvation fits, and just for sweetgog gabriel is an angel meant to stand next to god and herald arivals into his presence with his horn (i think, i know he's an angelbut not too sure about the horn)
2007-12-25 05:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's another 10 days in Purgatory for you, Miss.
But I'll let you off with a little fine - if you can see your way to settling up about 6 Jan.
2007-12-24 13:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiiceee. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 18:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2007-12-24 13:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Đ∂ү ώ∂ℓķєЯ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMFG hilarious! Also, I like th little x-mas tree chick built that's cool. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 13:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh noooo I think I'm sinning by giggling!!!
Too funny!
2007-12-24 13:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
i know u dont have to know to get the joke, but who is gabriel? i know its part of the Bible, but im not that devout now actually believe....
2007-12-24 13:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-24 13:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very well done Ann
star award
2007-12-24 21:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsflol that was totally hilarious
star 4u xxx
2007-12-24 23:06:25 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋