Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and a baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and the father stork is trying to calm him.
"Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest and the baby stork is crying.
The mother says, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mummies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate. Their son is absent from the next all all night. Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Just scaring the sh*t out of uni students!"
2007-12-24 12:49:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahaaaa....good one honey....bet i get a thumbs down too....lmao
2007-12-25 12:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Naughty stork.
2007-12-24 12:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-26 04:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! That little stork is an awful practical joker!!! LOL
2007-12-24 13:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by Paulus 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-24 13:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! (:
good idea for next year's April Fool's
2007-12-24 13:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good One ‼
2007-12-24 13:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would've loved to see the look on the students faces.
2007-12-24 21:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one lol
2007-12-24 22:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 22:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋