An old country doctor goes way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It is so far out that there is no electricity. When the doctor arrives, no-one is home except for the labouring mother and her five-year-old child. The doctor instructs the child to hold a lantern up high so he can see while he helps the woman deliver the baby. The child does so, the mother pushes, and after a little while, the doctor lifts the newborn baby by the feet and spanks him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child says. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
2007-12-24 12:41:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhaaaaaa.....good one again honey....you always give me a laugh...thanks.
2007-12-25 12:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-24 21:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that one I like 10/10 and a star lol
2007-12-25 06:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ‼
2007-12-24 21:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, that joke always makes me laugh.
2007-12-24 21:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberly-ann H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loll.
2007-12-24 20:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by mscouturee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. i dont know what these people's problem is, but that joke IS funny. HAHAHAHA. it had ME laughing! LMAO. :] Happy Christmas Eve!!
2007-12-24 22:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-25 06:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was hilarious! One star for that one!
2007-12-24 20:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
kids say the funniest things!!
got anymore?
2007-12-25 01:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋