1. You spend the first 2yr teaching them to walk & talk. Then you spend the next 16yr telling them to sit down & shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
3. Mothers of teens. I now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat words you shouldn't have said.
5. Holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
2007-12-24
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