A husband and wife are divorcing and are in the process of arguing in front of a judge over custody of the children. The mother is asked to give her side of the story and explains that since she has brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge nods his head in agreement, then turns to the man for his side of the story.
The man thinks for a few moments, then stands and says, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
2007-12-24 11:30:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahhahahahahaaaaa...i like it fidget.....glad to see a sense of humour back on here...
2007-12-24 11:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
the candy belongs to the machine but since he put in the quarter the machine let him have some.
the children came out of the mother so they belong to her the only thing the father did was umm........lets say he contributed
to the belonging of the children to the mother
2007-12-24 19:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by !jastastic! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-24 19:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure. But you also have to factor in that the machine is pushing like hell.
2007-12-24 19:36:57 · answer #4 · answered by Huggles 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that's cute, an interesting twist on child custody. I think I will use it.
I am a child custody lawyer.
2007-12-24 19:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by John P 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent lol
2007-12-25 06:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoo i like it my brains a bit numb though to much rum. happy Christmas.
2007-12-25 04:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-25 06:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, keep 'em coming dear!!!
2007-12-25 13:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a funny lil joke lol. i like it
2007-12-24 20:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by jennear101 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋