To tell the children the alternate ending to Rudolph the red nose reindeer where he dies from an electric shock after picking his nose?
2007-12-24 09:23:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Na, all kids should be able to hear the alternatives and experience trauma early in life.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-12-24 09:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
2007-12-24 09:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only as long as you include the caveat that Rudolph didn't follow the proper electrical safety guidelines when picking said nose...in other words...tell the kids not to try it at home... =)
Then it would not be a sin but a PSA!
2007-12-24 09:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No. I never liked good ole' Rudolph so tell away. The really annoying Magoo cartoons back in the eighties I couldn't stand and still can't. Please, a story every now and then where Rudolph dies might help me feel better.
2007-12-24 09:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by New Running Shoes 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While I may not copy and paste the Grinch song just to acquire a 'best answer', I must say that I greatly prefer to watch through a movie and find out the ending for myself.
2007-12-24 09:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by itchy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While I understand it's all in good fun, the Ten Commandments of the Old Testament (Torah) states that you must not lie, and really, that would be lying. :P
2007-12-24 09:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ellyndoras 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pshh nahh xD
2007-12-24 09:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you be so mean to your children? That's an awful thing to do!
2007-12-24 10:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not a sin, But it's funny.
2007-12-24 09:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Fuzzy Squirrel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no... you cannot "miss the mark" when you start that far away from truth
2007-12-24 09:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋