No offense.
2007-12-24 08:13:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1.yo mammas so stupid the manager said drinks are on the house...and she went to go get a ladder
2.yo mammas so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio
3.yo mammas so fat her pants size is equater
4. yo mammas so hairy she has afros on her nipples
2007-12-24 08:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat that when she sat on the copy machine there was an error
2007-12-24 08:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat, she went to the movie and sat next to EVERYONE.
Yo Momma is so fat that people run around her for exercise.
2007-12-24 08:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whale sang 'we are family even if you are fatter than me.'
yo momma so fat that when she came to the restaraunt and looked at the menu she said 'OK!''
yo momma so stupid that when she went to disney land she saw a sign that said 'disney land left' she turned around and went home.
Choose one. They are all funny.
2007-12-24 08:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid you told her it was chilly outside and she brought a bowl!! I love that one.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
2007-12-24 08:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by Savannah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
2007-12-24 08:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense? They are offensive by design. Look at the premise. "Yo Momma is so *ugly..." Or stupid, or fat, or poor, or any of a number of put downs.
2007-12-24 08:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by oklatom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma's so fat when she sits around the house ,she sits around the house.
2007-12-24 08:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by gummyworm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO momma is so perved that she makes michael jackson look normal
2007-12-24 08:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by cheerychick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 3 commercials
2007-12-24 08:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋