2007-12-24 07:55:22 · 13 answers · asked by GEISHA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well... first you'll need to drop the restraining order. Then he'll come in the same way he always does, the way you haven't been able to figure out yet! lol
2007-12-24 08:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He has the ability to make his body very long and thin that way he can come in through the dryer vent from outside, this is why your Mom's are aways after you to keep the dryer lint free.
2007-12-24 16:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you have central heat and air, he usually uses his magic dust to make himself smaller and then crawls through the main duct where the air filter is. That usually has the largest opening to get into the house.
2007-12-24 16:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by guitarrman45 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch the Tim Allen movies where he becomes Santa and you'll see.
2007-12-24 15:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
fidel will bring you the presents. That is what teachers tell children in Cuba. They say God does not exist , but fidel does
2007-12-24 19:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by nadie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Through the cat-flap in the door. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 16:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can pray to Charles Darwin that they evolve by chance out of nothing under your Christmas tree.
2007-12-24 16:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He won't. He will give them to me. I get all undeliverable presents in this country, by default. It's in my contract.
2007-12-24 16:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa has his ways. :)
2007-12-24 16:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by catpouncing 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
through the door?
2007-12-24 16:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋