My car is really dirty, but new cars are always clean. So my plan was this:
Bring the car to a junkyard, have it demolished, bring the wreckage to an auto factory, have them rebuild the car, drive it on the testing machinery to put all the original miles on it, and then have the factory give it back to me clean.
Does this seem like a good way to get my car clean?
2007-12-24 07:50:23 · 15 answers · asked by David Carrington Jr. 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For the irony-impaired, see my previous question for context:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao9zk4NftfgKXADbHwPScdrd7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20071224124714AA7UJEN
2007-12-24 07:58:57 · update #1
Annsan: Not really. Even without original sin nonsense, the Christ myth still seems like an overplotted romance novel. Why all the back and forth? Jesus comes, Jesus dies, Jesus rises, Jesus ascends, Jesus will return. It's like a Douglas Sirk movie.
2007-12-24 08:22:07 · update #2
Why not just pick up some rocks and some stones and wait for them to eventually evolve into a car?
2007-12-24 07:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by Antioch 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋
This is what happens when you pay attention to Roman Catholic drivel about Mary being born without original sin - you get your knickers all in a twist. Give the Protestants a fair hearing and it will all become clear...
2007-12-24 08:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Annsan_In_Him 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations. You've won this year's award for most inappropriate post in the R&S category (and with only 7 days to spare!)
2007-12-24 07:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
You have a good imagination. But it seems like a lot of trouble to go thru. A little lazy today, are we?
2007-12-24 07:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Each His Own.
2007-12-24 07:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only reason to post this in Religion and Spirituality is that you are hoping for a miracle.
2007-12-24 07:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a plan... good luck.
I prefer to use the hose myself, but hey... whatever floats your boat!
2007-12-24 07:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by Thrice Blessed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a better one:
Take out a life insurance policy on your wife. Etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc....you know the deal.
Use the extra money to buy a new, clean car. Very effective!
2007-12-24 07:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Alex H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's this got to do with Religion & Spirituality?
2007-12-24 07:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by RG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or you can run it through the camel wash. They will give it a really good "spit" shine.
2007-12-24 07:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋