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what if god came down and smacked you in the face,

would you

A) call the police and file a law suit
B) worship him
C) video tape it
D) ask him/her/it some questions
E) still not believe

2007-12-24 07:28:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

what about

F) have a drink with him/her/it
G) have sex with him/her/it
H) consume him/her/it

2007-12-24 07:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

but how would anybody know it was god? to smack a person god would have to take a physical form, i would think human. so it would be a human smacking me. i would therefor still not believe and ask what the hell that was about. if it really was god then i would not worship him. why would i worship a violent god?

2007-12-24 07:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 1 0

Video tape it, call the cops, file suit and ask questions before the cops got there.

Then E and never B

2007-12-24 07:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by Aravah 7 · 1 0

None of the above.

I'd smack back, and I can do that *extremely* hard.

With that out of the way, I'd have some questions...

2007-12-24 07:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Godless AM™ VT 7 · 4 1

Tell all my friends because that would make an awesome story, lol. So C.

2007-12-24 07:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Emily 5 · 0 0

He'd likely smack you, not me.

You church folks are the ones making him look like an idiot and a creep; we don't.

2007-12-24 07:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

F) Have a nervous breakdown

2007-12-24 07:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Future 5 · 4 0

If it's Apollo, then you don't need to guess twice what I'd do to him. Tempt him, of course!
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2007-12-24 07:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why do you keep bothering us? Buddha said that if you see Buddha walking down the road, to kill him immediately. I would do the same to God. Study the Word: http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/buddha2.htm and the Gospel: http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/btg/index.htm and you will learn truth for yourself.

2007-12-24 07:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

If there was a god, I don't think he would use violence, to make us believe E

2007-12-24 07:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by jd 3 · 1 1

Which god?

2007-12-24 07:38:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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