I prefer someone who knows what they are doing.
2007-12-24 07:18:02 · 13 answers · asked by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The "virgin in the afterlife" doctrine is false.
God bless.
2007-12-24 07:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♫DaveC♪♫ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. In that case, Islam would be hell in the afterlife. The FSM can set you up for eternity. Don't sweat it. Just tell her what you want, and pray that you don't get stiffed, you know, like the christians do.
2007-12-24 15:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You may be able to downgrade your virgin to a non-virgin, the same way some computer buyers are downgrading Windows Vista to XP. Older (and tested) can be better.
2007-12-24 15:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Nightwind 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
opt for the specialized man-whore selection on you're FSM catalog
2007-12-24 15:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Then the FSM isn't for you.
God is still waiting patiently for you...
2007-12-24 15:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by n9wff 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In Christianity, there is no such thing as sex in paradise.
2007-12-24 15:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamcast 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello Bete Noire.
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Regards,
Lenny.
2007-12-24 17:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lenny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put sauce on your noodles.
2007-12-24 15:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry....what do you think the stripper factory is for?
2007-12-24 15:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Look for me when you get there... I can truly make eternity "blissful". Indeed.
2007-12-24 15:21:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋