my 14 year old daughter just started believing again--is this a christmas miracle?
2007-12-24 07:08:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no its a sign that I need a different designated driver for xmas parties
2007-12-24 09:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No that's not a miracle. Santa broke the cheap watch I got him last year. As for the yellow snow. . . you know what Frank Zappa advises.
2007-12-24 07:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of reasons why some have less than others. 1 - Reindeer Poo has high BTU's. Santa's too (from all those cookies! duh). 2 - Melted from the heat produced from all the holiday lights. 3 - OCD neighbors with snowblowers up on the rooftops. 4 - All the holiday banging around in the attic, looking for the Xmas decorations, etc. raises the temp there.
2016-05-26 03:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by tonya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's really messed up is that I just saw Pretty Tony write that, and now I need to gouge out my eyes cause that was a nasty sight.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-12-24 09:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clear proof that santa is satan. I am a believer now.
2007-12-24 07:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise be to Santa!
2007-12-24 07:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
watch out where the reindeer go,and don't you eat that yellow snow
2007-12-24 07:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jeff C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure its the work of her bf, becuase you wont let him inside the house.
2007-12-24 07:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by chris_muriel007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is! Santa made it with lemons and you should eat it right away!
2007-12-24 07:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
she'll eventually figure out that you did it with food coloring.
2007-12-24 07:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by bad tim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋