Jesus makes 20 and God wants to make him a present. He reminds that his son never had a sexual relation and gives him the best whore he could find. Jesus goes with here in a room:
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Terrible sounds come from that room. God goes in to see what’s happening and sees the girl crying and asks:
- Son, what did you do to her?
- Nothing bad daddy, I saw she has a wound between her legs and...
- AND!?!?
- And, I cured it!
2007-12-24 06:20:52 · 6 answers · asked by yohanesazezew 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This was corny.
2007-12-24 06:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by phree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has mentioned in the following Ayah of Quran
Hell Fire whose fuel will be men like Asker of this Question accusing Jesus with fornication:
At-Tahrim, Chapter #66, Verse #6)
O you who believe! Ward off from yourselves and your families a fire (hell) whose fuel is men and stones, over which are (appointed) angels stern (and) severe, who disobey not, (from executing) the Commands they receive from Allah, but do that which they are commanded.
I am sure that such men and women will be the fuel of that hell fire who make fun of God and His Messengers.
2007-12-24 07:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by majeed3245 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was delightfully goofy. You would think the Son of God who was there for creation of the woman would know what that 'wound' was and think of it often.
2007-12-24 06:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny --- if you're a thirteen year old boy.
2007-12-24 06:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor thing!
2007-12-24 06:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by The Loiterer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perversion at its best.. How do you get there?
2007-12-24 06:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by chris_muriel007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋