To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator
door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your
food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note,
placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim
for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically
pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping
on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up
in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular
to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other
end to maximize space
2007-12-24 05:32:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door
shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob
or try to get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door
open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom
for years --canine or feline attendance is not required The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following
message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &
Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay
off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
2007-12-24 05:33:34 · update #1
doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than
kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 1 0 . Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
2007-12-24 05:33:59 · update #2
brill lol*****
2007-12-24 05:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good. I liked the part 'sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space...sarcasm' do your pets actually do that?
2007-12-24 05:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Karate Kid 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I win or you're what we call "special". Put post it notes together to make the words you lose or you suck or something like that
2016-05-26 03:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah know what you mean one of my cats always stretches her front legs out in front of her as far as she can and the other lays on top of me and squashes me lol
2007-12-24 05:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by debray 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh my god this just sounds like me 2 my friends pmsl well they used 2 be my friends cant stop laughing
2007-12-24 08:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny !!
& I know this person I always suspected she liked the dogs better than me!!! :)
2007-12-24 05:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is very funny, here's a star.
2007-12-24 05:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bet 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 06:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes that was funny, anyone who has pets can totally relate.
2007-12-24 05:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna send this one to my friends. good stuff.
2007-12-24 05:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was brilliant. lol
2007-12-24 07:31:05 · answer #11 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋