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Santa don't come from where I come from. Santa don't walk the same streets I walk.

2007-12-24 05:16:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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So what is a Black man's definition of "naughty" and "nice"?
I am curious as to how the color of your skin changes your morality.

2007-12-24 05:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 3 1

No James, he doesn't. Santa comes from the North Side, where the streets are lined with snow. You aren't subject to his definition of naughty and nice for any reasons other than whether or not he wants to give you a present or two. But Santa does share a common enemy with you... the religous masses would love to erase Santa and all that he stands for, just as they'd like to force you to live your life according to their rules. Santa fights these people by showing up at malls all over the world, handing out presents to all the good kids that don't try to oppress others. You're fighting the same good fight. Embrace Santa, he is your brother, even if he is from another part of town.

2007-12-24 05:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Big Brother is watching you, baby. Makin the list, checking it twice. Not once...twice. Just to be EXTRA SCARY. Sees you when you sleepin', knows when you awake...juslike the guv'mint. Santa is for teaching the little ghetto youth about the Man.

2007-12-24 05:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Godless AM™ VT 7 · 2 1

It's not everyday that you can actually hear another humans conscience talking. This day may be one of those rare days!

"Peace be always with you."

2007-12-24 05:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 0 1

Well, no, he comes from Lapland, and walks rooftops not streets.

2007-12-24 05:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

'fat' people may find this offensive, I think it's hillarious!

2007-12-24 05:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and too, when kids get punished, does this "excuse them from what they did wrong?" or, does he still hold it against them? (maybe this is why i didn't get what i asked for....) "Peace!"

2007-12-24 05:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. "Diamond" 6 · 1 0

true dat

the white man be bringin us down (and presents) but mostly down.

2007-12-24 05:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by GEISHA 3 · 4 1

Santa'll cap yer azz if you be dissin him.

2007-12-24 05:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

but naughty is nice!

2007-12-24 05:24:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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