A lot of fundies seem to prefer the "Angry Jesus" - the guy who's tossing money changers out of the temple or coming back with flames of glory.
Some prefer the baby Jesus - tender and mild while others like the Mel Gibson Gorefest Savior.
Of all the Jesii, who's your favorite and why?
2007-12-24 04:25:17 · 22 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like Depeche Mode's version---"Personal Jesus"...
Merry Christmas, Laptop! =0)
2007-12-24 04:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
My understanding is that the plural is Jesuses.
My favorite are the chocolate Jesuses that you used to be able to buy at Sweet's.
Until the freakin Mormon church came in an ordered them all off the shelves, citing Blasphemy or some such thing. Now all candy stores in Salt Lake City cannot sell them.
I don't know what it's like elsewhere, I've been trying to find them online.
2007-12-24 04:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The White Jesus from Oxford
2016-05-26 03:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus from "The Big Lebowski". Nobody Fs with the Jesus.
2007-12-24 07:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, Myth Superstar (the guy with the blue avatar) ;)
and I like Laptop Jesus as well
2007-12-24 04:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is Pirate Jesus...sailing the seven seas on foot. My second favorite is Zombie Jesus, but he was far too short-lived in my opinion...but he does have a lot of fan-fiction written about him.
2007-12-24 04:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Personally I like "Jumpin' Jesus On A Pogo Stick Christ".
2007-12-24 04:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Disco Jesus. The combination of God's two greatest gifts to man.
2007-12-24 04:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Southpark Jesus
2007-12-24 04:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 10⤊ 1⤋
I kinda like Jeffrey Hunter in "King of Kings." Blue-eyed, square-jawed Captain Pike as Jesus. I love it.
2007-12-24 04:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋