micro-Jesus can be seen on grilled cheese sandwiches and occasionally a burrito or fajita wrap
2007-12-24 04:18:25 · 11 answers · asked by Veni, Vidi, Monki, VVM, DDS, PHD 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hee!Hee!
2007-12-24 04:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo! Veni, Vedi, Vici - Jesus came, he saw and then he conquered. Oh, ye of little faith! There's more historical evidence for the existence of Jesus (born circa 4 BCE in Nazareth) than there is for the existence of Nero. Only you don't want to admit it, do you?
Anyway, while we're at it (and I'm not expecting a best answer) I believe in micro-evolution, but macro-evolution has never been proved.
Y'all have a real good time over the next couple of days (but don't consume too many grilled cheese sandwiches, burrito's or fajita wraps or you'll end up with macro waistlines). Who said Christians don't have a sense of humour?
2007-12-24 04:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I only believe in microJesus.
You can change water into wine, but it's still the same "kind": a beverage. The same with making 5000 loaves from 5 loaves and fish from fish. MacroJesus implies that he could change water into things like chipmunks.
2007-12-24 04:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen micro-Jesus... you can buy the little action figures from Archie McPhee's.
2007-12-24 04:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by Gen•X•er (I love zombies!) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who'd win in a fight: Satan or 10 Micro Jesuses?
2007-12-24 04:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Jebus. He's the guy you pray to before football games.
2007-12-24 04:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm I'm getting hungry.
2007-12-24 04:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so...insulting people's beliefs is your idea of fun on a Christmas Eve
well, it's Christmas in Japan
2007-12-24 04:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My gardener is as almost as tall as I.
2007-12-24 04:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by OKIM IM 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha. That's pretty funny.
2007-12-24 04:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋