the new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. "can i see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired.
"but officer," the fellow started, "i can explain..."
"shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer."yer going downtown and sit awhile til the sarge gets back."
"but, officer, i think you really should know..."
"and i said to shut yer trap! you're going to jail!"
a few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said," lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughters wedding. he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"dont count on it," shot back the sap in his cell. "im the groom!!"
2007-12-24 03:57:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahahaha! I am loving it!
2007-12-24 07:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-26 03:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-24 04:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by sports fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!!! Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs. Have a great evening.
2007-12-27 06:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke
but notsofunny.
2007-12-25 05:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by zz258 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats good. the sarge is gonna be mad at that other officer.
2007-12-24 04:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by llovell 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The poor guy!
2007-12-24 04:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet he got a police escort to the church after that, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-24 05:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny, but I starred it any way;
2007-12-24 04:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL its just funny
2007-12-24 09:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by lunk_funk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋