There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.
When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"
2007-12-24 03:53:06 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I always use 2 coats when painting!!!
& I'm a redhead!!!
LOL!! Merry Christmas Mechelle
2007-12-24 04:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Babette 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved this ,now Marrisa why do you read them if you dont like it? I'm strawberry blonde and I love these jokes,if you're stupid then dont vist the Jokes.xxx
Lol Honey have a star cause tonight I will also be bitchy to all them nasties.xxx
2007-12-24 12:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another priceless blonde joke!
2007-12-24 11:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
get over it merissa your proving yourself 2 be dim and boring
2007-12-24 17:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 13:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant stop laughing.
(because im not laughing, its hard to stop something that you aren't doing.)
Nah, only joking, very funny, nice one!
2007-12-24 12:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by u1bd66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo Very Funny ! (*)
2007-12-24 14:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-24 11:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by David H 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
O dear Lord... ROFL!!! xD
2007-12-24 13:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it also said shake well ,to which hubbie attended to later.........lol
2007-12-24 12:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋