A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2007-12-24 03:32:42 · 9 answers · asked by beachbellex3 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah, i know its old but i have always liked it. :)
2007-12-24 03:40:48 · update #1
That's a legend! Still funny.
2007-12-24 03:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That would mean the man has a lot less then 24 hours to live.
2007-12-24 11:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, I've always liked that joke to. Even if it is old.
2007-12-24 15:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by xxoutcastxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oohh ya! that was great!
*laughing still*
nice one.
2 thumbs up!
If i was that guy, id have to laugh too. Its just so funny
2007-12-24 11:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by under1system 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I have never heard that one before. I have to tell that to my sister.
2007-12-24 12:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by I♥Reba 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
BAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. That was the best joke i've ever heard!!!!! oh god, i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!. gosh i'm such an idiot. seriously, i am the stupidest person i know. :(
2007-12-24 13:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by keeegs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-24 11:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by jrme33 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old but good.
2007-12-24 11:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice... lolz. poor man!!
2007-12-24 11:40:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋