a husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her expanding backside. he commented,"boy, your @ss is getting big, almost as big as this gas grill here." she angrily stomped across the yard, and he followed saying,"yep, that thing is getting huge." at this, the wife retreated to the far side of the yard. soon he approached with a tape measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed,"it is as big as the gas grill!"
later that night when they went to bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. she just turned away."come on honey,"he said,"whats wrong?" her cold reply was, "im not firing up this grill for just one little weiner!"
2007-12-24 03:31:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!! well done xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you
2007-12-24 03:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depending on the tofu and your grill, you might want to reconsider how you cook it. If it is the soft white silken tofu, you might end up sticking tofu to the grill, and the tofu will break apart and become a horrible mess. Tofu readily absorbs flavors, too, so if you cook it on a charcoal grill, assume that it will taste a lot different than if you cooked it on a gas grill. I think that tofu will be better if you don't marinate it beforehand, and use a sauce or a dip for it. Fried tofu with a dip is usually a winner, like a soy sauce dip made with soy sauce, scallions, a little garlic and ginger, and a bit of pepper. Or, you can use a sweet soy sauce and sesame seed glaze on the fried tofu. There is also various panfried tofu recipes out there, using fried tofu and cooking it with vegetables a'la stir fry or using the panfried tofu as a protein replacement in dishes. And, you can always ask your friend how she likes her tofu.
2016-04-10 23:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..... funny but one thing I don't understand is why women get mad when men say there *** is big and the guys like it.. I have a big *** my husband loves it and I wouldn't have it any other way!
2007-12-24 03:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-24 03:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by David H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny got to fire it for the big ones
2007-12-24 05:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-24 03:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent hun, pmsl
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2007-12-24 05:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Checkmate! LMAO! That was good!
2007-12-24 03:38:39 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Uh-huh! That's what he gets !!! LOL.
2007-12-27 07:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-24 17:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finely ! A joke l haven't heard before, and a good one too !
Thanks for the laugh !
2007-12-24 04:16:26 · answer #11 · answered by Steven H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋