It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the damn store!"
2007-12-24 01:04:35 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good i really can't remember ever hearing this one very funny star4u
2007-12-24 02:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-24 14:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
Serves him right for being late to open the store
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
2007-12-24 09:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol 10/10
2007-12-24 09:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
*starred*
2007-12-24 09:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by waitwhatdidyoujustsay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol Honey loved it,hope you dont mind if I send it to my cousin in the USA,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-24 20:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-24 09:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-24 11:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by David H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! That was good! Sounds like this past weekend!
2007-12-24 11:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 09:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋