wearing only a tutu, and asked if he may stay for Christmas dinner as his family have rejected him.
Would you reject him too, or invite him in as a guest?
2007-12-23 22:56:01 · 17 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did he bring alcohol or drugs?
Well...
It makes all the difference, you know...
2007-12-24 00:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a hippo came to the door with a tutu on, it would only be because he got tangled up in it when he killed the person wearing it. Hippos scare the crap out of me. When I was a kid I thought they were like the Hungry Hungry Hippos, but no, they are moody as all hell. So uh, I'd give it the turkey and send him on his way, unless he cried, I'm a sucker for a crying animal.
2007-12-24 07:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, tough question! Is he a well mannered hippo? Then I guess I would let him in, in the spirit of Christmas, but I might put the good china and crystal away first. But whatever you do, make sure he understands that if he has to fart, he needs to go outside. I was standing near a hippo at Homasassa Springs in Florida last week when he cut one loose, and trust me, you don't want to smell that indoors!
2007-12-24 11:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by 99% Tater says: TAX THE RICH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't be able to get through the door, but I would set up a table outside for him, and make sure he had lots of food to eat. I would never turn him away if he were hungry.
2007-12-24 07:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would invite him as a guest.
It is better than having him sitting on your roof eating a cake later that night.
G'day from Australia
2007-12-24 07:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That`s not a hippo! C`mon in Uncle Phil!!!
2007-12-24 07:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would wonder why I listened to that song from Gayla Peevy too much *scratches head*
2007-12-24 08:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call animal control or the men in the white coats. Otherwise, I'd ask who spiked my eggnog???
2007-12-24 07:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would try to kill him cuz that would freak me out hippos arent suppose to talk thats like a f****ing ghost story!!!! also they are friends with ninjas and i dont want their kind around here.
2007-12-24 07:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The time has come for you to set that glue can down and wake up and snort the potatoes...
2007-12-24 07:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Helpy Helperton 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Invite him in and make a huge salad.
2007-12-24 07:02:54 · answer #11 · answered by jayman31 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋