2007-12-23 22:07:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't move unless I tell you to do so! Lie on the floor with your hands interlaced behind your head,and don't say a word unless your asked a question! If you fail to comply I will shoot to kill, before the police arrive!
2007-12-23 22:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 06:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Running a little late are we Santa hmmm?
2007-12-24 06:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rissa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, my answer would all depend on what he was doing exactly at the time. If he was placing gifts, that would be cool, but if he was opening drawers and cabinets, I would have to jam him up. I suppose, just to be a good host, I would ask him if he needed anything; like "Do you need to use the bathroom? "
2007-12-24 06:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by Last Samurai 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You screwed up, man. Many times. But whatever. Here's a hot toddy.
2007-12-24 06:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Toni 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where's that pony I asked for when I was 8 years old?
2007-12-24 06:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty39 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear santa, present me with the ideal dream girl that has haunted me the whole year ! Please do Santa !!
2007-12-24 06:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hello santa
lol
2007-12-24 06:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what are you doing here
who is your wife
where is your house
why do you come here
how do you fit inside the chimney
have you always been this fat
do you have a y.m.? or a y!a?
2007-12-24 06:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
! thank you for being mummy;s friend, santa, for all the presents i received!!!
2007-12-24 06:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by cherry babe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋