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Seriously; if anybody else came into your house while you were sleeping and took your milk and cookies, wouldn't you press charges?

2007-12-23 21:50:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anthony m 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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i think he takes my car for a joyride while i am sleeping. Then he resets the odometer so I won't know, but I KNOW!

2007-12-23 22:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Faesson 7 · 0 0

I'm more worried about the "he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake" part. Is Santa working for the CIA or something?! Better question him about those missing videotapes. I can just see it now: "jolly old elf" dunking a kid repeatedly in the toilet to get him to confess to all the bad things he did during the year.

2007-12-23 21:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by The Camel 4 · 0 0

Santa Is Jolly-Elf

2007-12-23 21:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by JJ 2 · 0 1

Evidence??? if not did it happen? but did he leave anything not take? lets see if he left bicycle,Boom box, Game don't you think cookie and milk good payment? call the police if they come they may arrest you for drunkness and disorderly action, ??!!

2007-12-24 00:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

YES. Robbing me for my milk and cookies.

2007-12-23 22:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pedophile who is now working for Homeland Security.

2007-12-24 03:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by "Cynical but Fun" Nick 3 · 0 1

ofcourse yes

2007-12-23 21:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by abc 2 · 0 0

hahahahahahah...thats...hillarious...yeh..i..would,,go..crazy..lol

2007-12-23 22:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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