2007-12-23 18:00:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Santa? Just because my heavy metallic body crushed your legs, and I accidentally smacked you in the face with my plunger arm, does that mean I'll be getting coal in my stocking this year? "
2007-12-24 07:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nah I would sit on santas lap. If I was santa.. Id have to let you sit on my lap :p
2016-05-26 02:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Santa? You know what I want for Christmas?"
(Child looks over at parents to make sure they aren't paying attention. They are, so the child is careful.)
"There's this kid. Timmy's his name. He always takes my lunch money and knocks me down at recess."
(Parents appear to be a BIT embarrassed for Santa at this point.)
"I want you to bring me a new lunch box to hit him on the head with at recess time."
Do kids EVER wish mean stuff while sitting on Santa's lap? Hope not.... :D
2007-12-23 19:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Is it true it only takes approximately 15 minutes for you to take a break, pee, pass out, be woken up by an angry mall elf, stumble back to his chair, and hold a dear child in your lap?"
"The last Santa I visited said it was."
"Oh, by the way, bring me more dalekanium when you stop by on Christmas Eve or I will exterminate you and your happy little village."
2007-12-23 19:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My Ma/Pa made me sit on yer lap. And t'tell ya yer underpaid.
2007-12-23 21:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Gone fishin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him for the new Plunger-Arm Thingy 3.0 upgrade!
2007-12-23 22:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Will you please ask him if I am on the naughty or nice list...I need a diamond choker and a new beer mug if I made it to the nice list...But hey, I can always use another chunk of coal too.
2007-12-23 22:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is that a toy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2007-12-23 18:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dig your spurs in and holler "Yeehaaaaa!"
2007-12-24 11:40:49 · answer #9 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Howdy, Santa. I've got mono."
"How's tricks?"
"So, you come here often?"
2007-12-23 22:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋