Damn, I hate it when she does that?

Question

My wife just said ''I'm the one who looks after you''.

I said ''Er, no, I look after you''

She said 'How?'

Help me here..

Answer 1

do you have her on your insurance? medical coverage? car?

Answer 2

Your first mistake was actually getting into the conversation............ The moment we males respond defensively to a woman we are dead in the water.........only able to watch the lady concerned prepare her next salvo. Look at how you first responded to her..............of course that just left you open to a broadside, and she let loose with a guided missile...... Any response now and your really buggered............sleeping on the sofa could be a real possibility. So give up this time. Next time turn it back on her. For example your first response should have been:
"Of course Dear and you do a very good job ( then shut up)" Delivered the right way it will sound like a compliment but when she thinks about it she might start to realise how chauvinistic it is.................. However if she challenges you play innocent and just respond to any provocation by telling her how good a wife she is..................She'll start to feel guilty for doubting you!!! Remember your the man, strong and silent keeps you out of trouble. Open it at the wrong time and you'll crash and burn.............PS: My weak point is..........being asked in the morning ( before the coffee cuts in) "what do you think of what I'm wearing? " I walk into that trap 2 times out of three........!!!!

Answer 3

You both look after each other. You provide the finances, your wife then from those finances provides all the needs of the household. You have to come to a compromise sooner or later.

Answer 4

You should be looking after one another.

Answer 5

You look after each other.So theres no contest or no reason to discuss.

Answer 6

Tell her "We both look out for each other, that's why we're married." and end it there.

Answer 7

take away your money and were will she be?