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When Jesus comes back will the democrats, the communists, and the socialists no longer be allowed to hold political offices?

2007-12-23 16:46:28 · 21 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Politics & Government Politics

21 answers

10:30 on Tuesday to cut my lawn

2007-12-23 16:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Happy Waiting! Meanwhile, I believe I'll do a little living. Btw. Read Luke 6: 24-35 and Matthew 7: 1-5. Does this sound like right wing ideology to you?

2007-12-24 01:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

and y should the repubs get to stay? they make keep mentioning all that bullsh*t about christianity during their campaigns and then do completely unchristian things once they have an office. To me, ur freakin retarded because ALL of todays politicians are acting in the same way that pissed Jesus off so much in the Bible.

2007-12-24 01:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by crossndunk 3 · 0 1

When Jesus comes back, he's gonna take a hard look at all the outrageous crap that judgemental, narrow-minded people have been doing and saying in his name, all the profiteering in the name of God, all the misappropriation of divine mandate by one philosophical sect, and he's gonna hand out some serious beat-downs.

If I were you, I'd be worried.

2007-12-24 02:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Jesus would BE a socialist

2007-12-24 10:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by amazed we've survived this l 4 · 0 0

Those who expect Jesus to look kindly on their own political position may discover him to be a little bit more on the other side of the spectrum. We have no clear indication of his inclination.

But for sure he will have a hard time winnning the Republican nomination. He might have difficulty staying in the running for a couple primaries. Republican contenders don't step aside for any doo-gooder.

2007-12-24 00:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by donfletcheryh 7 · 2 2

At that point political offices will be unimportant.

2007-12-24 00:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by jim h 6 · 1 0

Does it say that in the Bible? When Jesus returns,he'll be late because of flight delays at the airport. Not only will he exterminate the left for ya,he'll kill anybody you want him to kill. Isn't that what Jesus is for...killing all the people you don't like? You ,my friend,are a true Christian....always wanting to KILL SOMEBODY!

2007-12-24 00:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

when pigs fly (which is as likely as Jesus coming back)

What part of democracy and free speech DON"T you understand?

2007-12-24 01:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by SkepDoc 2.0 6 · 0 1

are you that lost? jesus was a liberal progressive he sought after change from the norm, he cared for the poor wanted separation from church and state "give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar give god what belongs to god". conservatives want things to stay the same. cons dont care if children have health care and they want no separation of government and church so i would think when jesus comes back cons are going to be going to a very hot place.

2007-12-24 01:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by luis s 3 · 2 3

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