My butt has a 50 foot diamater. It bounces when I walk and is hard to fit on a toilet. I have recently discovered that old hairy men have been bumping into it without my consent. Its unacceptable. I have recently looked into liposuction but I don't want to get plastic surgery. What should I do to shrink it?
2007-12-23 13:41:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
enlarge all your doorways since a 50 FOOT diameter butt wont fit in most rooms, much less doorways
edited to add.
No one else noticed she said 50 foot diameter? Heck, that is larger then most hot air balloons.
That being said, this is not a serious thread
2007-12-23 13:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by ms.gooberface 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little bubble butts are my personal choice, a big butt is great too but firm big butts id have to go with.
2016-05-26 02:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off i want to say breath and 2nd off i want to say next time an old man smacks into your *** smack the hell out of him.
And now to answer your question, to get it smaller can of course go on a diet that is if your over weight, if not you can try to firm it up, crunches not only firm your stomach but your butt also, running and any cardovascular excersie is great also.
While you are doing that you can aslo do thing to make it look smaller. Try geting pants that are slightly looser so it's not tight on your rear, also try getting a longer shirt the gos down to just about half way down your butt .
Depending on your age and your style you could try a skirt and pant combo. Like those jean skirts with pant (I do them) it doesn't only make your butt look smaller but your legs also.
2007-12-23 13:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by smuttyxsmilez89 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're not already, eat a healthy diet and hit the gym. Depending on your body type, you might not be able to look like a model but most real women don't anyway. Do the best with what you are and you'll be fine, just don't neglect yourself.
2007-12-23 14:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by doktrgroove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what to do with that big fat butt: Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
2015-06-01 01:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well if your serious,enjoy it girl, ain't nothing wrong with voluptous body parts. Love it girl,tease men with it,buy every pair of jeans you look good in. Want to firm it up then do some butt squatts.
2007-12-23 13:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Himynameis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come it's always the old hairy men who bump into the big butts, why can't it be the young hairless men who walk into the big butts for once?
2007-12-23 13:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Exercise. Eat healthier. Go to a gym.
2007-12-23 14:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should be happy with what you have cause there some people are dying to put on weight and cant because they are suffering from a type of illnes such as AIDS that keeps you from gaining weight and i bet you look just fine so dont worry about loosing it just be thankful and think about the people that cant have what you have you know what i mean
2007-12-23 13:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Walk, eat less, eat healthier, park further away from where you need to be. lift weights, not to body build but to firm up up. Good luck, I need it.
2007-12-23 18:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋