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because i am a master baker my slippery hands pulled off the oven knob. my girlfriend is on the way here and i promised her fresh baked pastries. if they are not here she will slap me and pull my hair. what do i do? please help.

2007-12-23 13:30:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

17 answers

Well if you do break up with her, you might have to "masterbake" to get through the nights

2007-12-23 13:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Josh (Trust the universe?) 3 · 10 0

Troll

2007-12-23 15:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Go to the supermarket and buy some frozen ones
and pop them in the microwave.

She'll never know..

2007-12-23 14:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Pervert.

2007-12-23 13:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Bride2Be 4 · 2 0

Take her to a pastry bar and call it a day.

2007-12-23 13:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by peaches6 7 · 0 0

call up the master oven fixer of course (me) i charge a thousand dollars per minute. so i hope you can afford my masterful skills.

2007-12-23 21:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anna L 2 · 0 1

Yeah I think you should let go of your violent GF

2007-12-23 13:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by rejy 3 · 0 0

Run out and buy some, then pass them off as your own craftsmanship.

2007-12-23 13:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

slap her and pull her hair back. DUH!!
looser

2007-12-23 13:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by ۞sweet_cookie۞ 3 · 0 0

Call the police then, try to fix it. If you fail to fix it, you have the police

2007-12-23 13:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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