Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers ... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche'".
2007-12-23 12:40:12 · 6 answers · asked by know it all 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Cute...very cute !
2007-12-23 13:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, this is Yahoo Answers, not Yahoo Corny Jokes.
2007-12-23 20:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by twincrier 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's funny though...may not be a serious question, but we all take this too seriously anyway.
2007-12-23 20:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by mamadixie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
neither one was at the white house today
2007-12-23 20:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by bricklyr 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL a good one
2007-12-23 20:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
come on thats lame...............but to answer your question yes...lol
2007-12-23 21:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋