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me? im trying to share the computer chair with my cat.....shes fighting me for it, like serious claws into by butt cheek......

2007-12-23 10:49:26 · 9 answers · asked by NicoleY. 5 in News & Events Other - News & Events

9 answers

I just got DONE fighting the cat for the chair by the computer.
(they always want the best chair....its like its THEIR house or something)
First we just EYED each other like two gunfighters about to have a duel down the middle of main street. I could tell "Fluffy" wasn't about to give up the chair easily.
So I says "this chair ain't big enough fer the both of us"
Fluffy just glanced at me and then ignored me (you know the way cats do)
So I's gave the chair a great big spin...well's THAT got his attention!!!
Now he's up on all fours...tail a swtchin... Our eyes locked
Oh yes...it was totally ON.
We engaged....hands and arms to...well....paws.
First he got me in a half nelson...then a whole nelson, then I got him in a harriet "AHHAAA..I screamed I've got you now you little pussy!!!!" This enraged him (he hates being called that !!)
But the wrestling was going nowhere.He calls a time out ....you know with his cute little paws in the shape of a little "T".We both agree to a game of scissors, paper, rock....
two out of three.
First he wins, then I win, then I totally nailed his little behind
with a scissors over his paper!!! Jokes on HIM ....he can't even MAKE a scissors with his paw.
So anyway thats what I've been doing...why do you ask?

2007-12-23 11:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0 1

Typing.

2007-12-23 11:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 0 0

Falling asleep.

Just checking email and Yahoo Answers before I go to bed. LONG day of work !!

2007-12-23 11:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sergio 4 · 1 0

haha that funny =)

typing to you and listing to music! 2 days till Christmas.
Merry Chirstmas & Happy New Year.

2007-12-23 10:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by nycgirl4 2 · 0 0

I am here reading your rather silly question but because it's Christmas, acceptable. Merry Christmas.

2007-12-23 11:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by RED-CHROME 6 · 0 0

I'm at work, screwing off on yahoo answers.......counting down the final 45 minutes!

2007-12-23 11:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy M 2 · 0 0

pecking on the keyboard, those cats can be darn jealous can't they?

2007-12-23 13:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by acid tongue 6 · 0 0

I'm answering you truthfully

2007-12-23 10:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

y , im reading your question

2007-12-23 10:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by vintagemale1951 5 · 0 0

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