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here's something funny .... Hillary Clinton actually believes that people have confidence in her to run our nation. YIKES !

Don't be sad ... It's Christmas time ... the best time of the year! I am certain that you have many people who love and care for you.

2007-12-23 09:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1 1

Hey you know what? The most interesting thing/person is always you! And why should you feel sad? Or lonely? Go out and have fun, relax your mind and you will feel great. Staying at the same place and thinking about same (sad) memories/things that lie in the past won't bring you anything. You cannot change the past, but the future is in your hands!!! So make the best of now, even if the best thing you can do to turn your mood is a microwaved pop corn... cheer up mate!!!

2007-12-23 09:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tharani 2 · 0 1

yes - a funny one i heard -

David Seaman (former Arsenal and England goalkeeper) was approached by Real Madrid for a mega deal. But there sponsors happen to be Sieman - so he would have had Seaman on the back and Sieman on the front. Hed have been covered in it lol

2007-12-23 09:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hey sorry that you feel this way you must have the christmas blues had them for most of yesterday sorry cant think of anything funny take a look at some of the jokes on here all I can offer you is a star

2007-12-23 09:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

People often get sad around this time of year because the media bombards us with this so-called christmas reallity of families getting together, etc.

In truth though there are many people who are alone at this time of year and indeed many thousands who are at work during the Christmas period. You are not alone!

Just chill out and enjoy yourself. Lifes so very short!

2007-12-23 09:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by pagreen1966 3 · 2 1

The old reverend was on his death and ready to meet the Lord, when he sent for his doctor and his lawyer. When they arrived, there was a chair for each of them, one on the left side of the bed and one on the right. The preacher asked them to sit down. The doctor said "reverend there is nothing I can do for you now, why did you send for me"? The lawyer said "we have already gotten your affairs in order, why did you summon me"?

The old preacher replied, "when Jesus died he had a thief on his left and a thief on his right, and if it was good enough for Him, it's good enough for me".

2007-12-23 09:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Sunday's Best 5 · 0 1

text your friends and tell them you need cheering up or go to you tube and watch keanon and kell or just go out for a walk

2007-12-23 09:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by mariam_abdi_4 1 · 0 1

Don't be sad, there is always someone worse off than you - look at me!

2007-12-23 09:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Every silver lining has a cloud.

2007-12-23 09:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0 1

Why did the chicken cross the road

Answer: why not?

2007-12-23 09:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by mikoashinakowu 2 · 0 2

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