A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"
"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"
The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"
2007-12-23 06:59:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh Suzie... you've still got it!! Chuckles and a star!!!
2007-12-23 07:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's too bad that so many wives begin to resemble their mothers as the years go by. I probably wouldn't have known the difference even without the sheet.
2007-12-23 07:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Senile Dementia affects millions of people every year. You think that's funny, you should check out the crazy happenings at all good care homes near you!
2007-12-23 07:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Raging Tranny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The ultimate in mother-in-law jokes.
2007-12-23 13:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like someone really stuborn or desperate ... must have enjoyed and what a shame now daughter will have to live with it...
2007-12-23 07:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggle, giggle, chuckle, chuckle!!! That's a cute one and new to me. Keep'um coming.
2007-12-23 09:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was going to a "bass player" joke.
2007-12-23 08:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by catspit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still good
2007-12-23 07:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when my grandad told it!
2007-12-23 07:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egads -- think I'm gonna be ill.
2007-12-23 07:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋