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unwanted visitors at christmas?

not that i have any just in case any come

2007-12-23 06:51:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

you need an evilweezil to hunt them out.......vicious little buggers pmsl!!!!

2007-12-23 07:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

When you answer the door, wear an overcoat, then when unwanted visitors pop by, say you're about to leave, and the wanted ones, say you have just got in so they can come in :)

2007-12-23 06:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

curl up on the sofa, wrap up in a blanket & cough a lot. Go into great detail about the violent diarrhoea you're experiencing, & they'll soon be backing out the door. Plus, they'll think THEY'RE being the mean ones. Bonus!

2007-12-23 06:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by tinyponyhairs 5 · 3 0

dont let them in in the first place if nesicary hihe behind the sofa when you hear a knock on the door

2007-12-23 06:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Colt 45.

2007-12-23 06:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Laxatives in the mince pies

2007-12-23 07:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by shutyerfaceup 5 · 3 0

Simply make up an excuse or don't answer the door,
Make sure your phones off and hide behind the couch.

Thank you :)
And good luck!!

2007-12-23 06:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Tell them your new neighbours a gypsy family are popping over for drinks shortly,,

2007-12-23 06:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 3 0

I usually turn off the lights and go to bed. That often gives them the hint that it's time to go home. : )

xx

2007-12-23 06:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Happihawkeye 6 · 3 0

I'd opt for the shotgun. Or flare gun. Or just set the hounds on them...

2007-12-23 06:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs KW 3 · 3 0

Block up the chimney.

2007-12-23 06:54:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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