2007-12-23 05:21:04 · 9 answers · asked by Darius C 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Why what are you making a dress
2007-12-23 05:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by maggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Nuns in a car, Sister Mary and Sister Clarence, driving through Transylvania when suddenly a Vampire comes screaming through the sky and lands on their wind screen. It's hissing and snarling, the Nuns are petrified but have a plan.
"Quick, Sister Mary. Get your Holy water out of your bag!" Said sister Clarence.
So sister Mary fumbled in her bag for the holy water, opened the window, just a crack, and threw the water on the Vampires face. The water burnt the Vampire a bit but he was a hard vampire and it made him all the more cross.
"Ok Sister Clarence you'll have to get the Garlic out of the shopping bag in the boot." So Sister Clarence stumbled on to the back seat, managed to release the seats to get in to the boot and got the Garlic out of the shopping bag. She Opened the window, just a crack, and threw the Garlic at the Vampire. As i said before this was a hard Vampire and determined at that. It started to punch the glass tring to break in.
"Last resort sister Mary! Show him your Cross."
Sister Mary leaped out of the car -
"Get off my ******* car, you blood sucking **** for brains!"
2007-12-23 18:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by robin 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Christmas at walmart.
I had a lady come up to me and ask me which axe cologne for men was better...it was a gift for her step dad and her boyfriend.
How about a song...on the first day of Christmas shopping at walmart what did I see? 1 bell ringer ringing ....so on and so on....5 perfect mullets....10 children screaming....fill in the blanks.
2007-12-23 15:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by mamabee 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I like to mess around with the format of old jokes...I was thinking of how to spice up the tried and tested formulas. I came up with some ideas:
Knock, knock. (whos there) Your doorbell wasn't working. (your bell wasn't working who) No. That was the whole punchline.
Knock, knock. (whos there) Hi, I'm from the church of latter day saints. Are you interested in having a discussion about Jesus?
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
SHE CAN DO THE COOKING IN THE DARK!
2007-12-23 14:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lord G 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Read the political news.
2007-12-23 13:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to a psychiatrist. He said, 'Tell me everything.' I did, and now he's doing my act.
2007-12-23 13:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a young buy from coshem who took out his balls to washem his mother said jack if you dont put em back il tread on the buggas n squashem.
2007-12-23 13:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by poppet 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
'I may be getting on a bit but I still have my hourglass figure - unfortunately most of the sand has sunk to the bottom......'
Good luck!
2007-12-23 13:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first time my girlfriend saw my c*ck she said who you going to satisfy with that? I said ME!
2007-12-23 13:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋