and emptying his sack on their beds?
2007-12-23 04:56:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
jacob: I feel you've found the floor in my inuendo!
2007-12-23 05:06:24 · update #1
only you could say this and get away with it very funny i'm chuckling away star4u
2007-12-23 05:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's creepy, but if you are trying to criticize Santa, he doesn't go into the bedrooms (no time). He just leaves the gifts under the tree, eats some cookies and heads for the next home.
2007-12-23 05:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Next you will be saying he can't get down all the chimneys
or use his magic key
Anyway he leaves the presents under the tree eats his mince pie and glass of sherry and gets done for being drunk in charge of a sleigh
2007-12-23 05:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! LOL, there's also something wrong with us wanting our kids to sit on a strange mans knee and get their picture took, just because he's wearing a red suit and a fake beard! lmfao
2007-12-23 07:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends in which context your asking but have a feeling this red suited, white bearded, black booted and hopefully with a massive sack or if I'm really lucky two will be more than welcome!!
2007-12-23 07:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Wide Awake 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just down the chimney would be fine. I was terrified as a child in case I woke up & saw him.
2007-12-23 05:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by fizzywo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on! Think like a child and it's magic! And there's only one old man can get away with it anyway.
2007-12-23 05:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Plocket 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so if we're gonna be perverse about this most Christmas things can be "wrong",
"he see's you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake"
Virgin Mary was impregnated when "the Holy Spirit came upon her"
etc. etc. etc.
But why be so vile as to glory in it? I think you're more perverse for reveling in the doubled entendres.
2007-12-23 05:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not at all. Unless you seriously take it out of context. Anyway, doesn't he put the presents under the tree?
2007-12-23 05:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Been waiting for one from you all day elric (question guys question) and this one didn't let me down !! You do make me laugh mate.
2007-12-23 05:33:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋