He's made up. You don't really think that a man can fit every present for every person on Earth in one sleigh do you?
Also, it is not possible to visit every household in the world in one night, even taking into account the time differences between different areas in the world and even if you flew by Concorde, never mind by a sleigh pulled by reindeer.
...and you don't seriously believe that a man as fat as Santa Claus can fit down a chimney, do you? Even a tiny new-born baby would struggle to achieve this feat. Take a look at the chimney on top of your house and take a look for yourself...
...and how has Santa managed to survive all these years without aging or altering in appearance in any way. Surely he ought to be dead by now...
2007-12-23 02:16:48 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I bet you would make a good Cheerleader at a Funeral.
2007-12-23 11:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by blueridgemotors 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a numpty you are. Santa does not exist in our time frame it's true but he does exist.Time for Santa does not actually exist therefore he has lots of time to read all those letters he receives and get his elves to make all the toys in time for Christmas.This also explains why he never ages.As for how he fits all those toys in the sleigh have you ever seen Doctor Who? The sleigh is like the tardis, it looks small on the outside but on the inside is huge. You are right about Santa not being able to fit down the chimney though, that is just a silly notion. What he actually does is transform himself into a wind (the North wind) and blow through the gaps in the door.I think you should write a letter of apology to Santa or else you may not get what you want for Christmas. You are probably already on the naughty list anyway. If you want to believe that Santa doesn't exist that's up to you, personally I wouldn't take that chance.
2007-12-23 02:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Chris P 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You are so sad of course he is real,he might not be real to you as you are obviously a liile bit deranged,are you a Mormon or should I miss the second M out.
Do you not remember being a small child and not being able to get to sleep on Christmas eve?
You are a sad person if you do not know that Santa has a special key and does not need to come down the chimney DERRRRRR
I hope you have a nice Christmas still though, as the spirit of Santa is in everybody deep down ,open your self up and feel the Christmas Santa force inside you,it is not too late to believe,feel the force and do not open your eyes tommorow night as Santa might be next to your bed with a BIG AXE,
HO HO HO
2007-12-23 03:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by aishlingmaria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww do you not believe anymore oh well theres always the easter bunny and the tooth fairy
Look its like this time stands still on christmas eve so he can get to every house and his sleigh and raindeers are magic he keeps the presents as little specks of gold dust in his sack untill he gets to each house and as for fitting down the chimney how do you know he doesnt? have you seen him? i think you got a bit of the bah humbugs have you been a bad boy...............hes watching you know
2007-12-23 03:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by **incywincy** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think anyone who still believes in santa would be on yahoo answers.. but nice try though. But the stories about Santa all contradict what you're saying. Santa is a saint and is immortal, he can slow down time, he uses magic to go down a chimney and do everything else.. duhh :]
2007-12-23 02:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by kyliebear? 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
FIRST OF ALL Santa visits those who celebrate Christmas NOT those who don't (ie Jehovah Witnesses and many other religions) so that weeds out a lot of people........i don't believe in Santa anymore but when i did it made Christmas A LOT MORE FUN because it gave me something to look forward to...in all honestly i wish i hadn't, maybe if i believe again he'll visit again!!!
2007-12-23 05:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by Its Meeee!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou, you must enjoy ruining christmas spirit. I applaud you also for thinking that young children are on yahoo answers. Santa is real to many kids so you're just really annoying.
Merry Christmas
2007-12-23 02:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by bluthngsx (anti-jonas) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was actually a real person by that name in Germany I think, who went around giving gifts to orphans and under privileged children, a few hundred years ago. You could probably find details on line some where.
2007-12-23 02:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by Hi T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i assume that now you have reached the stage in life that you can use a computer then i would guesss that the computer is stolen which may account for why you have never seen santa as this time of your life must reflect the previous years of your life, in other word you've been a bad person and thats why santa hasn't been to see you.
2007-12-23 02:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by celticwarrior666 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There have continually been extra non-Christians than real Christians celebrating Christmas. They gain this via fact they prefer it. they prefer the belief of a fairy tale guy giving presents and, if challenged, will say that this became into began by Saint Nicholas (some will inform you it began with a definite Coca Cola commercial). they do no longer comprehend, on the time, that the lies could desire to be admitted, finally, and maximum are no longer arranged for the dissatisfied that's led to while that has to ensue. Born-returned Christians (of which there are some distance fewer than many comprehend) tell their little ones the fact from day one. they help their off-spring to handle concerns rather so as that they advance as much as be mature. the youngsters of Christians understand that as quickly as they ask their father and mom something in any respect they gets an elementary answer. some little ones from Christian households come abode from college very dissatisfied via fact they have been taunted for no longer believing in Santa. Even instructors are properly-known to inform little ones that "their father and mom are incorrect via fact Santa rather does exist". it is gloomy and that's my wager that, if a Christian instructor instructed his/her type that Santa does no longer exist, there may well be an outcry and the instructor might lose their activity. it is totally available for born-returned Christians to make Christmas day an afternoon of exciting and massive leisure with the presents which our young ones wish to get carry of. the main distinction is that their presents are labelled with the call of the giver (and none of them say "From Santa"). this style, our young ones understand precisely to whom they could desire to submit a thank you letter or who they could desire to telephone or which neighbour's door they could desire to knock to declare 'thank you'. in addition they comprehend the rationalization in the back of the custom and understand that, finally, the thank you belongs to God for sending His Son into the international to maintain us from the penalty due for our sins. Christmas Day is an exceedingly staggering day in a Christian family members
2016-10-09 02:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To any kids who may be on this site.You can't believe this drivel They don't believe in Santa because they never heard of Saint Nicholas.And properly are on Santa's naughty list
2007-12-23 07:07:01 · answer #11 · answered by cookie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋