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Under no circumstances should you attempt to use the nativity scene baby as a Voodoo Jesus. You think you're in trouble NOW....

2007-12-23 22:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1 0

Oh how could u miss out on worshiping him, and feeling the peace, love, and joy from his presence? Even when I am dead I expect the family to take my coffin to church on Sunday. And when he rasies me from the dead and I jump out........you'll never miss again.

God bless u,

Daniel
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2007-12-23 14:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Third Day 5 · 1 0

Uh oh. Santa Clause will most likely skip your house then.

2007-12-23 08:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Him and Kris Kringle are buds, if you want any presents, you better open that door.

2007-12-23 07:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by J.B. Holiday 6 · 0 0

Invite him in and let him have one of your pickles - he'll immediately realise you've made the supreme sacrifice.

2007-12-23 13:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

Turn out the lights and hide behind the couch. That's what I do. Damm solicitors...

2007-12-23 02:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by §hizz. 5 · 4 1

You can't get away pretending, with Him.

2007-12-23 23:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 0 0

say you weren't feeling very well and give him an extra special present for his birthday

2007-12-23 02:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

do what shizz said, and pray he can't walk through doors.

2007-12-23 02:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

give him the old "love thy neighbor" guilt trip.

2007-12-23 02:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Regicide 6 · 1 0

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