I think he dipped into my bottle of scotch that I was supposed to get as a gift from my father. Well, at least that's what my father said, but he's a drunk too!
2007-12-23 01:24:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
ROTFLMAO!!!!...damn thats funny!!...i'd say,probably not in your house,sorry to say......
2007-12-23 01:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't worry, Christmas will go on as usual. There will just be rather more knocked over TV antennae/ lampposts/ traffic lights/ tall trees than is usual par for the course. Oh, and his joyride in his sleigh will be that little bit more likely to end wrapped around a pole or tree than is usually the case.
2007-12-23 01:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by The Tenth Duke of Chalfont 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hes not only a drunk but he likes to sneak around at night into ppl homes and give gifts to random little children :o
2007-12-23 01:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by PepsiMax 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa has always been a drunk, Christmas will go on as normal
2007-12-23 01:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by mor e 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You had scotch? I had known I would have watched Santa for a coupla pulls?
2007-12-23 01:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa has had a large red gin nose, watery eyes, and poor shaving habits for many years. You were the last to know.
2007-12-23 01:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hes always been a drunk.Ppl are just now figurin that out.Try leavin scotch and cookies this yr.
2007-12-23 01:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by GranGran 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
santa was always a drunk
2007-12-23 01:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it runs in the family.
2007-12-23 01:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by dreamgirl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no then i would say x-mass is cancelled as he most likely does not have a licence now to drive as he was done for driving under the influence
2007-12-23 01:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont let him drive & dont let him hurt the raindeers lol lmao
2007-12-23 01:33:01 · answer #11 · answered by Effie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋