If i kill you how will you take revenge*?

Question

Condition only you can take revenge.

*People this is fun question.I have no intention of killing anyone.I just want to see how creative people are

Answer 1

So... when I'm up there beyond the Pearly Gates.. I will definitely take revenge. I could drop some nasty stuff on you, like dishwater, oily grease or contaminated snow.
I could ask Mrs Coincidence for help... she might see to it that you have a lot of strange accidents, meet loads of unpleasant people, get sacked, lose all your friends etc.
Enough?

Answer 2

Because I m dead now, I can be easily a Ghost. I will Rent a car from Hertz, then wait for you infront of your house. As soon as I see you I will drive with amximum speed in order to kill you. No one can arrest me as I m a ghost now. :-)
After that, I will lock your ghost in a box and destroy the key.
P.S Do not ever think of getting revenge from a ghost as this will not work.

Answer 3

i could do nothing since i am dead - however the best part of my revenger would be that if you did kill me then YOU would have to spend the rest of your life being haunted by me - you would think about me, your life would be filled with dark despair, nightmares would haunt you and wake you at anytime whilst you sleep. your life would be filled with guilt and regret and as you get older and your life becomes darker and darker then and only then from the tears in your eyes would come the repentance that i deserve

Answer 4

Technically, if you killed me I won't be able to take revenge. I would be dead. But--for the fun of it, I would haunt you to the day you die. Just think...I would be there--in ghost form--messing up everything in your life (ev v v v ill). What evil revenge can be worst then that? hehehehe lol

Answer 5

well since i know i have a relationship with the lord JESUS and have a hope of salvation at the time of his appearing ., and i also know scripture testifies to the fact THAT ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR GOOD FOR THOSE THAT ARE THE CALLED, and that their is nothing that comes upon us that first hasnt been allowed by GOD their is nothing i could do.
ecleasiasties says i will have no love or hate in the grave Ecclesiastes 8 (Amplified Bible -- i was reading in bible gateway -----------..---- it kool -- 11Because the sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, the hearts of the sons of men are fully set to do evil.

12Though a sinner does evil a hundred times and his days [seemingly] are prolonged [in his wickedness], yet surely I know that it will be well with those who [reverently] fear God, who revere and worship Him, realizing His continual presence.(B)

13But it will not be well with the wicked, neither will he prolong his days like a shadow, because he does not [reverently] fear and worship God.-----Ecclesiastes 9 v 5
For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing; and they have no more reward [here], for the memory of them is forgotten.

6Their love and their hatred and their envy have already perished; neither have they any more a share in anything that is done under the sun.

this is also interesting -- 4Return [to my relief], O Lord, deliver my life; save me for the sake of Your steadfast love and mercy.

5For in death there is no remembrance of You; in Sheol (the place of the dead) who will give You thanks?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Psalm 146
1PRAISE THE Lord! (Hallelujah!) Praise the Lord, O my soul!
2While I live will I praise the Lord; I will sing praises to my God while I have any being.

3Put not your trust in princes, in a son of man, in whom there is no help.

4When his breath leaves him, he returns to his earth; in that very day his [previous] thoughts, plans, and purposes perish.(A) Psalm 146
----------- Who executes justice for the oppressed,
Who gives food to the hungry.
The LORD gives freedom to the prisoners.

8 The LORD opens the eyes of the blind;
The LORD raises those who are bowed down;
The LORD loves the righteous.
9 The LORD watches over the strangers;
He relieves the fatherless and widow;
But the way of the wicked He turns upside down.

who is more of a prisoner he that is bound by chains of sin or those who be rightous ? the judgement GOD hands out has to be in accordance to what is fair , and just. being continualy punished for a brief life of sin here would not match the crime . where would justice then be?
if the rightous also go to heaven at death how can they do so when their is no thoughts ? i will give praises to GOD WHILE i be alive for in death v 4 states his plans his thoughts perish ,, u mean to tell me if he went to heaven at his death he would not be then praising the LORD?? YES !! !! FOLK TALES DO HAVE TO BE STOPPED IF U ARE A CHRISTIAN YOU can not afford to sound like a fool as if you are not able to read!,
WHAT SAY YOU THEN will u believe what the bible states or will you hold to 17th century fables and tales .. italso states in psalms 146 that GOD opens the eyes of the blind! ok does it then have to be literally blind and not spiritually blind then?? how does that old hymn go by the way i loved hearing this by singer judy collins years gone by.. AMAZING GRACE HOW SWET THE SOND that saved a wreck like meee I i once was blind but now i see . ,, what does it mean to be blind and yet now can see?? sometimes we sing hymns and dont take time to let the lyrcs sink in yes??

i know also few will read this too. brother murray n i say lets not put blinderson like u do a horse lets unlock our minds and call on GOD to remove the scales that prevent us from seeing all that he has for us to see ok peace n love ,mj

Answer 6

I would haunt you as a poltergeist for the rest of your life but not throw anything at you. I'd make you feel guilty about what you did and then, after you've turned yourself in, I'd leave.

If you don't, then I'll simply throw a knife through you and leave. Or maybe a couple knives...it depends.

Answer 7

By sitting on the seat by the pearly gates and watching you take the elevator marked "down".

Or coming back and standing beside you whispering little messages in your ear that no one else can hear, and making you slowly more and more insane until you confess to get me to shut up.

Answer 8

Every day I send a text-message to the mobile phone I have wired up to a bomb and secreted underneath your car. The text message I send to it every day prevents the bomb from going off the next time you start the car.

Now, if you had the number of the phone, and knew what message to send it, you'd be okay... but you don't... so you'd better leave me alone. :-p

Answer 9

Hahahahahahaaaa....

If you killed me, it would only be because I allowed you to kill me. It would be the first link in the chain of a revenge plot so nefariously twisted and convoluted, you'll wish that I killed you first....mwahahahahahaaaaa...

Answer 10

Kill yo momma and u then your dog then i think i would watch scary movie 1 the part where he's killing that girl in slo mo !